I don’t ride a motorcycle but I am a bit of a bad boy.

– Nathan Fielder

Today, I went to the library and realized how much I could learn for free. #knowledge

We don’t want any of our customers to get sick, but if they do, technically that’s part of the artistic experience.

Me: Do the chickens have large talons?

Farmer: Do they have what?

Me: Large talons.

Farmer: I don’t understand a word you just said.